Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown  They say I'm the cutest boy in town  My
car is fast, my teeth is shiney  I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie 
Here I am at a famous school  I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool  I got a
cheerleader here wants to help with my paper  Let her do all the work 'n'
maybe later I'll rape her 

Oh God I am the American dream  I do not think I'm too extreme  An' I'm a
handsome sonofabitch  I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich 

(get a good  get a good  get a good  get a good job) 

Women's Liberation  Came creepin' across the nation  I tell you people I was
not ready  When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie  She made a little
speech then,  Aw, she tried to make me say "when"  She had my balls in a vice,
but she left the dick  I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too
quick 

Oh God I am the American dream  But now I smell like Vaseline  An' I'm a
miserable sonofabitch  Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which 

(I wonder wonder  wonder wonder) 

So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit  I jingle my change, but I'm still
kinda cute  Got a job doin' radio promo  An' none of the jocks can even tell
I'm a homo  Eventually me 'n' a friend  Sorta drifted along into S&M  I can
take about an hour on the tower of power  'Long as I gets a little golden
shower 

Oh God I am the American dream  With a spindle up my butt till it makes me
scream  An' I'll do anything to get ahead  I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank
you, Fred!"  Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic!  Thanks to Freddie, I'm a
sexual spastic  And my name is Bobby Brown  Watch me now, I'm goin down,  And
my name is Bobby Brown  Watch me now, I'm goin down