Funny how you can find out things about people... 
Like, I'm here reading through the archives of Everything Jake (webcomic), and
come across a point where a person's bragging about reading through Harry
Potter in three days.
Now, the fact that everyone in the comic agrees to this being fast reading
makes it rather evident that the cartoonist considers it fast, as well.
Which means the cartoonist is a bloody slow reader.
Ha! I pity the fool.