The Lord Borgman Vincit Omnia Chronicles:

Chapter I: Borgman 0.1 September 19 1982 The Birth of A Being Beyond
Comprehension.

Life as a normal straight A student, genius who does his homework immediately
from returning home from school, never uses any vulgarities, respectful
towards others and very compassionate.

Chapter II: Borgman 1.0beta The Beginning of Borgman, and his divination, 7th
grade.

Computers, cursing, sex drive, Sinicism, and a generally distraught feeling
created due to the inability of others to recognize the innate special, unique
nature of Borgman. Giving no credit for his superior abilities, ambition, and
motivation, Borgman grew weary of sustaining his abilities and not receiving
adequate compensation, creating a darker outlook on life, though still
maintaining his hopeful outlook and nobility.

Chapter III: Borgman 1.0 The Internet Brings Life.

Striving to find some greater purpose, some reason to be and fuel to fire his
passions for a better existence, he turns to the vast resources of the
internet. He begins playing games, constructing websites, learning codes, and
also through usage of a game called BatMUD, the ability to contrive social
experiences and skills. Still living with his parents and going to college, he
is otherwise social sheltered.

Chapter IV: Borgman 2.0 On Our Own.

Growing tired of living with his parents, he moves out with his most noble
friend, Lordstar Strife. Lordstar who had just recently moved out of a
relationship was distraught and need friendship. They lived in a house, by
themselves for nearly 6 months, surviving off of help from friends to go to
and from college and get groceries, using the money from Borgman's college
grant to buy food. The money quickly depleted, and they turned to the only way
they could produce monetary funds, picking fruit in the orange grove down the
street. After exceeding Borgman's physical capacity to perform this task, an
odd thing happened, an old 'friend' (Sonvar) from High school appeared with
his fiancé with a child on the way, who took on the role to help them find a
job and provide a car.

Chapter V: Borgman 3.0 The Rise To Power.

Gaining a Job at Taco bell (in a mall) with Sonvar's help who also is a
manager there, Borgman and Lordstar begin developing socially and otherwise
philosophically. The begin interacting with people and learning how to deal
with others. Borgman, who is now 20 years old, and at this point still a
virgin who has never even had a girlfriend, begins to grow more and more
wanting of a relationship. He notices a girl at his work who is rarely there,
and with his friend's help, tries to make friends with her and so on. Sonvar
invites her over to the house to have a party with everyone, which results in
everyone getting drunk and the girl is coerced to pay attention to Borgman.
She finally falls asleep on Borgman, he has felt the warmth of another for the
first time, if only in the form of a hand gently on his chest.

Chapter VI: Borgman 3.5 BETRAYAL

Borgman decides to try to get this girl and go further to create a
relationship with her and assumed his friends would help him. Borgman notices
while doing so, Sonvar seems to be secretly trying to get the girl to fall for
him. Borgman, in a bold and desperate move, for the first time, calls her and
asks her to go to a movie with him and she agrees. Then as he is leaving the
mall to go home with Sonvar and Lordstar, the girl walks up to them, and
Sonvar invites her to the house to party again, she agrees to do so and does
not go to them movie alone with Borgman, angered Borgman begins to secretly
hate Sonvar. Those that already have someone and a kid with them should not
betray their spouse or their friends. Borgman once again winds up drunk and
the girl falls asleep with him, but Borgman notices when she sobers up she ran
from him. The eventuality all the poisons that Sonvar places in her mind and
actions to subvert Borgman prevail and the girl and Sonvar begin dating and
the removal of his ex-fiancé begins.

Chapter VII: Borgman 4.0 The Year of Hell

Borgman begrudgingly agrees to be happy for Sonvar and his new found stolen
girlfriend. Lordstar casts out Sonvar from the house, Borgman goes with Sonvar
thinking it the only way possible he can obtain this girl that was stolen from
him. Hating what he has done by turning a back on Lordstar, Borgman must not
let on the he is against Sonvar, so he maintains a level of disregard and
malevolence towards Lordstar. Borgman is living with Sonvar at a old friends
house, while still working at the same job with Lordstar, the girl continues
dating Sonvar, Borgman is the preverbal 3rd wheel at all activities they go
to. Using Borgman's grant money Sonvar and Borgman rent an apartment and live
together there. The girl begins going to college, and rides with Borgman to
classes to car pool, they spend more time together. Then she goes on a
vacation to a family reunion. While there she calls several times, talks to
Borgman and never asks to talk to Sonvar, but Borgman gives the phone to
Sonvar, Borgman had pretty much given up hope to ever be with the girl and
believed nothing was going on. Then it hits him, one night she comes over to
watch Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, then Sonvar remembers he has to go somewhere,
he leaves, and the girl stays at the house and watches the show with Borgman.
They sit in near silence, while both of them have an odd feeling and want to
say their feelings for each other, but they do not. Sonvar sends Borgman on a
mission to determine why the girl is acting so strangely towards him, Borgman
does so, only to have the girl reveal that she seems to want to be with
Borgman, he is baffled, and the two spend the day together talking to
determine what is going on, he does not make any advances on her, knowing the
she is still with someone and does not, even though he hates what Sonvar did
to him, violate their relationship. Then after Sonvar notices an oddity
happening, Sonvar and the girl break up. The girl then quickly asks Borgman to
go out with him. Meanwhile Lordstar has only one friend, the store ma nager at
Taco Bell, Butch, he consoles Lordstar, tries to keep him sane, and reveals
his prophetic nature and says that Borgman is only doing what he must to
obtain that which he desires and will return to his senses soon. Before
Borgman left the house, he told Lordstar one thing, "I Will Be With You Till
The Fires Of Hell"

Chapter VIII: Borgman 5.0 Divine Comedy

July 19 2004 Borgman begins dating the girl, against Sonvar's wishes. Sonvar
tries to bear with them going out, but can not do so. Then oddly, July 21
2004, Borgman for the first time, has sex. Sonvar disappears, leaving
Borgman's Car, fucked up and abandoned. Borgman not being able to afford the
apartment on his own he has to move to another friend's house, Jaxom. There he
lives for a while, till the girl, who shall now be revealed as Christina,
moves in as well. Shortly after doing so Borgman and Lordstar reunite and
there is harmony for a time. Then the hurricanes, almost as a payment for the
past Year of Hell destroy all the houses Borgman has previously moved out of.
Shortly afterward, Jaxom kicks Borgman and Christina out of the house, they
are forced into moving into Christina's parents house, which oddly Borgman
felt comfortable in, which he didn't think he would. Borgman then took his
girlfriend to his parents they liked her and were happy for Borgman. Borgman
asked Christina to marry her several days before his birthday, and she agreed
ecstatically. Borgman was happy, he had what he had always wanted, a girl that
wanted him for him, not for money, one he could love and be true to. They
moved into Lordstar's apartment, and for a month, existed happily. One day
Christina and Lordstar's girlfriend got into a fight, which cause Borgman and
Christina to move back into her parents' house. Borgman was slightly saddened
but still had her, so he was fine, and Lordstar and Borgman still were
friends. Life went on happily for a while, they got two cars and Christina got
a job at Wal Mart. Borgman grew more bonded to his parent in laws and liked
his existence and continued his education.