Your keen senses note a disturbance seconds before the ambush!
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning diabolically you side-kick Guard in the chest, sealing up cardiac
veins and crushing the ribcage.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
A large cavity replaces Guard's chest.
Guard is DEAD, R.I.P.

if it could be always like that...