Kumagna sits on Santa's lap.
Santa gives Kumagna a present.
Santa drops Kumagna from his knee.
You give Santa Claus the finger.
You say 'she sits in my lap.'
Kumagna sits on your lap.
You go 'Yay!'.
You hold Kumagna close.
You kiss Kumagna on the cheek
Kumagna tells you 'wheres my present?'
You grin evilly.
You tell Kumagna 'really want it?'
Kumagna opens a present.
From the present falls a sticky porno magazine.