i transmuted to a torch while at sc with nullnullatte and here is what
happened. pretty funny stuff. n
You lick Nullnullatte.
You hop on one leg, flap your arms and chant 'xafe ayz xckgandhuzgarr'
You sense your surroundings distorting and then snap.
Nullnullatte (bat): wtf? =)
Nullnullatte (bat): Torch licks you.
Nullnullatte (bat): Torch hops on one leg, flaps his arms and chants 'xafe ayz
xckgandhuzqarr' 
Nullnullatte (bat): Torch vanishes in a bright flash as reality snaps. 
Hair bat: heh, did you try to light torch or something? ;> 
Nullnullatte (bat): was creating one 
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