It's an odd experience, going to the coffee shop a bit early. Really throws me off. I walk in and am greeted by a group of smiling faces offering to serve me. This is all normal and good, but the faces themselves..there is something wrong. Dreadfully wrong. I try to hide my horror as I return their glances. I smile politely and remember to say 'please' when asking for my extra large, one cream, two sugar. But those smiling faces are stil wrong. Does my discomfort show? Have I offended my hosts by an uninteded recoil? I hope not. But now my normal coffee run has turned sour. I just want to get my coffee and get the hell out of there. Those faces...so strange. I won't do this again tomorrow. Tomorrow, I will go at my usual time, AFTER the shift change.