Three be the thing I am wiser to know: The price of a pint, a friend, and a
foe.
Three are the things I don't want in my house: other people's secrets, fire,
and cows.
Three vices with which I'm unlilely to part: slacking, farting and
pornographic art.
Three are the things I'd be better off without: nosy people, allergic
reactions, and trout.

Move along, nothing to see here. As if you never wasted your time with
something like this, sheesh.