Last night I proved myself one does not need any martial arts training to pull
stunts that even Jackie Chan would refer to as "Astonishing" what I did was
that I kicked myself in the head with a door.

While writing this my fingers are bleeding, still bearing the scars of that
cooking accident last tuesday, i think it was tuesday, not sure, why does one
feel compelled to catch artifacts in midair that are some +200 celsius?

On a side note: Noodles are ok if not used as the base ingredient (other
ingredients: water, hot water) of two consecutive weeks of student food tm.
(same with french fries and fish-sticks as i learned last year)