Money Isn't everything...
It can buy a bed - but not sleep
It can buy a clock - but not time
It can buy you a book - but not knowledge
It can buy you a position - but not respect
It can buy you mecine - but not health
It can buy you blood - but not life
It can buy you sex - but not love

So you see, money isn't everything, and it often causes pain and suffering. I
tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take
away your pain and suffering...

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.