Conquer tells you 'girl invited me to her birthday party, i <3 her a lot'
Conquer tells you 'i figure if she has a boyfriend, he'll be there, and i'll
get realyl drunk'
Conquer tells you 'if there is no boy there, then i'll have to get really
drunk with her :D'
Conquer tells you 'wonder which it'll be....'
You tell Conquer 'yeah, the best approach - drunk anyway and slight chances of
a girl .)' 
Conquer tells you 'i saw gildron do it :D'
Conquer tells you 'YOU WERE THERE'