Note:   I need some Reaver armour, Xzui, or a Battlesuit.

Black pudding successfully dodges your futile attack.
Your attack causes Black pudding to lose focus slightly.
You smash Black pudding just below the chin.
You successfully dodge Black pudding's claw.
You successfully dodge Black pudding's claw.
Black pudding nibbles you causing a small scratch.
Struggling valiantly, you manage to absorb the attack with your armour.
Grinning diabolically Black pudding wounds you snapping back a limb.
Grinning diabolically Black pudding thrusts you forcing spinal discs to
dislodge.
Black pudding scrapes you causing a small wound.
Grinning diabolically Black pudding thrusts you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
You are about to DIE!
hp: 118(645) [-381] sp: 333(481) [] ep: 310(349) [-4] cash: 89100 [] exp pool:
496270 exp: 235527 []

Enough said.