Ivan arrives from east. Ivan leaves west. Ivan arrives from west. Ivan leaves north. Ivan arrives from north. You give suspicious looks to everyone. Ivan says 'miss vittu tääl oli se portaali.' You say 'täs :D.' Ivan lets out an 'ah' of comprehension. Ivan says ':DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.' Ivan vanishes in a flash. Ivan Ihmemieshän se ehkä eniten :D