A deep river of beer runs slowly here. The surface
looks calm as the beers swell lazily forth.
Nevertheless, the still be strong at places. The beer
is ice cold still. 

drink river
You don't have a stomach anymore to put drinks into, or even a tongue to
taste the drink. Too bad, you just have to live without those things from now
on

And then, just to turn the knife some..

Cannedheat arrives from south.
Cannedheat drinks from the river of beer.
Cannedheat grunts slightly as he forces it down.

Cannedheat grumbles 'you cannot drink the beer river, you are a skeleton.

Cannedheat drinks from the river of beer.
Cannedheat grunts slightly as he forces it down.
 X 60

Cannedheat grumbles 'Str: Superb (187+++), Dex: Impressive (130+++), Con: Nice
 (131), Int: Great (84+++), Wis: Great (94+++), Cha: Perfect (142+++), Siz:
 Average (54)