This is a ragged scroll made from thin rice paper and
etched with runes which read 'Good is dumb'. You feel that
its powers could be invoked by reading it.
The label can be set with 'label' command.
This item is in good condition.
It looks light weight.

You read the scroll and feel the magic flowing through you.
You mispronounce the magic words!
Ribbit! You croak a pitiful croak!
You remove Nightfall, proclaimer of death eternal from your right paw.
You remove A diamond no-dachi named 'Zantetsuken' from your left paw.

You look very stupid.