You start a play, with following players: Vampire and Bats.
%Bats says 'Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen. We're here to present you
hilarious play from the darkside of Sesame Street.'
%Vampire clears his throat.
%Vampire says 'In old Transylvania when I was a lad'
%Vampire says 'Our castle was poor but we never were sad'
%Vampire says 'We learned to be happy'
%Bats whirl around like dark clouds in the sky.
%Vampire says 'Wed dance round the hall'
%Vampire says 'And learning to count was the key to it all'
%Vampire says 'By counting each count I knew just where to start'
%Vampire says 'And one special step has stayed close to my heart'
%Vampire counts his fingers 'one..two..three'.
%Bats spread out the cape
%Vampire counts his fingers 'one..two..three'.
%Bats twirl round the floor
%Vampire counts his fingers 'one..two..three'.
%Bats left foot you swing
%Vampire counts his fingers 'one..two..three'.
%Bats then start to sing
%Vampire counts his fingers 'one..two..three'.
%Bats loud as you please
%Vampire counts his fingers 'one..two..three'.
%Bats counting with ease
%Vampire counts his fingers 'one..two..three'.
%Bats doing the batty bat
%Vampire counts his fingers 'one..two..three'.
%Bats shouts 'Batty batty bat!'
%Bats shouts 'Batty bat!'
%Bats go behind their left wings.
%Bats shouts 'Batty bat!'
%Bats shouts 'Batty bat!'
%Bats open their wings.
%Bats count 'One, two, three!'
%Bats shouts 'Batty batty bat!'
%Bats go behind their right wings.
%Bats shouts 'Batty bat!'
%Bats shouts 'Batty bat!'
%Bats open their wings.
%Bats shouts 'Batty bat!'
%Bats wonder 'Wont you dance with us doing the batty bat?'
%Vampire grabs flock of bats to merry dance of ancient vampire rites.
%Vampire says 'So now in my own castle I can enjoy'
%Vampire says 'This wonderful dance that I learned as a boy'
%Vampire says 'I see just how wise was my whole family'
%Vampire says 'They taught me to count and so now look at me'
%Vampire says 'Im counting and dancing and I swear that its true'
%Bats fly around the Vampire in the tune of music.
%Vampire says 'If you do the same you will be happy too'
%Vampire coughs..
%Vampire counts his fingers 'one..two..three'.
%Bats spread out the cape
%Vampire counts his fingers 'one..two..three'.
%Bats twirl round the floor
%Vampire counts his fingers 'one..two..three'.
%Bats left foot you swing
%Vampire counts his fingers 'one..two..three'.
%Bats then start to sing
%Vampire counts his fingers 'one..two..three'.
%Bats loud as you please
%Vampire counts his fingers 'one..two..three'.
%Bats counting with ease
%Vampire counts his fingers 'one..two..three'.
%Bats doing the batty bat!
%Bats shouts 'Batty batty bat! Batty bat!'
%Bats go behind their left wings.
%Bats shouts 'Batty bat! Batty bat!'
%Bats open their wings.
%Bats count 'One, two, three!'
%Bats shouts 'Batty batty bat!'
%Bats go behind their right wings.
%Bats shouts 'Batty bat! Batty bat!'
%Bats open their wings.
%Bats shouts 'Batty bat!'
%Bats shouts 'Batty batty bat! Batty bat! Batty bat! Batty bat!'
%Bats wonder 'Wont you dance with us doing the batty bat?'
%Vampire grabs flock of bats to merry dance of ancient vampire rites.
%Bats bow.
%Vampire bows gracefully.
You stop the play.
Guardian <bard>: Loremaster Daria approves Zenor's guild quest 'play'!