And don't forget that mudding can cause: Cancer, Liver and
 Lung Disease, Miscarriages, Unwanted Pregnancies, Low Sperm Counts, Brain
 Tissue Damage, Muscular Dystrophy, Forgetfulness, Left-Leg Paralysis,
Internal
 Hemorrhaging, Geekiness, Carbohydrates Deficiency, Negligence, Slow
Motioness,
 Bureaucracy, Deforestation, Sexual Atrocities, Lack of Personality,
Inflation,
 Heavy Machinery Malfunction, Anaphora, Plagiarism, Lying-to-Congress Disease,
 Gerrymandering, Incrimination, Schwa Deletion, Non-Confirmation Syndrome,
 Defenestration, Illiteracy, Sarcasm, Broccoli Overcooking, Frequent
Defecation,
 Gossiping, Getting-Laid-on-the-First-Date Syndrome, Mass Extinction, Ozone
 Depletion, Global Warming, Gas Leaks, Hailstorms, Arms Race, Legs Race,
Gender
 Confusion, Transexualism, Misunderstandings, Gibberish, Boredom, Nausea,
 Vomiting, Hyperbation, Hyperbole, Manuscript Loss, Anarchism, Liposuction,
 Unsuccessful Barbecuing, Gargling, BONKing, Mavisms, Talking-in-Third-Person
 Syndrome, Limosine Overcrowding, Elevator Stalling, Messianism, Low Scoring
on
 Standardized Tests, PBS Pledging, PTA Joining, PTL Propaganda, S&L Bailouts,
 Deficit Spending, BL&T Indigestion, Armpit Enlargement, Proletarianization,
 Antidisestablismenterianism, Panic, Disillusionment, Asymmetrical Twins,
 Appointment Cancellation, Foreplay Disruption, Stuttering, Dogmatism, Bath
Tub
 Clogging, Eviction, Infant Mortality, Cryptorchitis, Shistosomaisis,
Nepotism,
 Baldness, Bad Spelling, Maximum Verbosity, and General Failure in Life.