Happy phantom claps his hands and says 'cah zur fehh' (chill touch)
Happy phantom hesitates as she casts chill touch.
The air before Happy phantom becomes electrified and crackles with pure POWER.
Happy phantom shudders as her chill touch hits herself.
You punch Happy phantom.
You grab Happy phantom.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Due to the presence of the incarnation of prosperity in your continent, you
    manage to squeeze the maximum amount of experience by capitalizing on the
    kill.
Happy phantom is dogfood.
Happy phantom is DEAD, R.I.P.