(23:51) Cannedheat tells you 'change that guild item long desc so I can rejoin
:)'
(23:51) Cannedheat tells you 'err short desc'
(23:51) You tell Cannedheat 'yeah, got any ideas?'
(23:51) Cannedheat tells you 'you should make it, haha and I won't rejoin if
you do, but "Alexander the great's Cock (almost empty)" since the slot is "at
mouth"'
(23:52) Cannedheat tells you 'oh god that would be so fucking hilarious'
(23:52) You tell Cannedheat 'don't tempt me'
(23:52) Cannedheat tells you 'I am tempting you.'
(23:52) You tell Cannedheat 'don't mention this when I log on drunk and/or
very tired'
(23:52) Cannedheat tells you 'consider this an explicit entreaty of
temptation. I will FLY to norway and be your SLAVE. :)'

...

(23:56) @Cannedheat begs you for mercy.
(23:56) Cannedheat tells you 'Ingvild. Please pleae please please please
please please please. Am I getting anywhere?'