TODAYS POEMS (everybody seems to have one today)

[18:57]:Immoral <doomlords+>: I have another short poem in my back pocket... 
[18:57]:Immoral <doomlords+>: Roses are red, 
[18:57]:Immoral <doomlords+>: violets are blue, 
[18:57]:Immoral <doomlords+>: touch your feet with your hands, 
[18:57]:Immoral <doomlords+>: I'm gonna fucking rape you. 
[18:57]:<doomlords+>: Immoral bows gracefully. 

[18:58]:<doomlords+>: Immoral returns to the stage. 
[18:58]:Immoral <doomlords+>: Roses are red, Violets are blue. All my base,
are belong 
    to you. 

[18:58]:CanMaCrotch (doomlords+): Oh pity the duchess of Kent, 
[18:58]:CanMaCrotch (doomlords+): Whose cunt was so dreadfully bent 
[18:58]:CanMaCrotch (doomlords+): and cried and she stammered, 
[18:59]:CanMaCrotch (doomlords+): I need a sledgehammer, 
[18:59]:CanMaCrotch (doomlords+): to pound a man into my vent. 


Gurth You say 'Revenge.'
Gurth You say 'Ah, this horrid feeling.'
Gurth You say 'When I noticed you stealing.'
Gurth You say 'My precious panties of lace.'
Gurth You exclaim 'SO THOUSAND PENISES ON YOUR FACE!'
Gurth You bow gracefully.