Today was one of those WTF moments in batlife.... 

%%%%%%% misses Elven chef.
Elven chef successfully dodges %%%%%%%'s slash.
Elven chef misses %%%%%%%.
Elven chef smacks %%%%%%%% making small marks.
Elven chef slaps %%%%%%%% making small marks.
Elven chef is noticeably hurt.
p' destroy armour cast!!!!
p' --,-'-{@ DEST ARMOUR @}-'-,--
Elven chef utters the magic words 'rikki ja poikki'
p' destroy armour cast!!!!
p' --,-'-{@ DEST ARMOUR @}-'-,--
%%%%%%%%'s Black Reaver's Axe is destroyed.
Chef eyes you.
scan all
You are prepared to do the skill.
scan all
You expose yourself to Elven chef.
Elven chef rampages towards you as he sees the opening.
Elven chef's hit barely nudges you.
You have Elven chef in the exact position you want him to be.
You go 'GOTCHA!' and strike your weapon into his skull putting his central
nerve
system out of order.
You incisively cut Elven chef crushing the skull, forcing brain tissue to fly
out.
You pierce Elven chef causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
%%%%%%%% strikes Elven chef causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
Grondle party: destroy weapon cast!!!!

Elven chef is near death.
You hear a rat squeeking.
ack
You horribly shred Elven chef making the head explode from a MASSIVE acid
blast.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
A large hole replaces Elven chef's face.
Elven chef is DEAD, R.I.P.
You ack.
WTF!!  11535: Elven chef preparing dinner