Tell me Doctor Freeman, if you can: is not a man entitled to the candles on
his cake?
"NO!" says the man at UNATCO, "I ordered Lemon-Lime!"
"NO!" says the man in the mushroom hat, "They belong in another castle!"
"NO!" says the man in AD2101, "They are belong to US!"

Sheer brilliance! Found this on the interwebses, supposedly crafted by someone
called kupocake. Identify the six games featured in that rather creative
extract, as well as the five characters behind those lines, and I'll give you
a cookie!