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Posted: 01 Oct 2008 16:20 [ permalink ]
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article4852730.ece

``Eddie Barzoon. Eddie Barzoon!
 
Ha! I nursed him through two divorces, a cocaine rehab, and a pregnant
receptionist. God's creature, right? God's special creature? Ha! And I've
warned him, Kevin, I've warned him every step of the way. Watching him bounce
around like a ******* game, like a wind-up toy! Like 250 pounds of
self-serving greed on wheels! The next thousand years is right around the
corner, Kevin, and Eddie Barzoon? 

Take a good look, because he's the poster-child for the next millennium! These
people, it's no mystery where they come from. You sharpen the human appetite
to the point where it could split atoms with its desire, you build egos the
size of cathedrals, fiberopticly connect the world to every-eager-impulse,
grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green gold-plated fantasies
until every human becomes an aspiring emperor!

Becomes his own god!
 
Where can you go from there? And as for scrambling from one deal to the next,
who's got his eye on the planet? As the air thickens, the water sours, even
the bees. honey takes on the metallic taste of radioactivity -- and it just
keeps coming! And it just keeps coming! Faster and faster! There's no chance
to think, to prepare, it's "buy futures, sell futures" when there is no
future!! We've got a runaway train, boy!!
 
We've got a billion Eddie Barzoons all jogging into the future.

Every one of them ready to fist-**** God's ex-planet, lick their fingers clean
as they reach out with their pristine cybernetic keyboards to total up their
billable hours!! And then it hits home! It's a little late in the game to buy
out now!! Your belly's too full, your dick is sore, your eyes are bloodshot,
and you're screaming for someone to help!! But guess what? There's no one
there!! You're all alone, Eddie!!''

-John Milton, in the Devil's Advocate film.