Malcom (wanted): how to win war with ggr: 1) send him alcohol  2) send him
porn  3) you win cause he no longer cares about fighting
Hannibal [wanted]: how to win war with malcom: 1) Call Gilian 2) Put it on
speaker-phone 3) Leave the room and go to exp/eq/cash in peace
Malcom (wanted): hey, leave my friend's wife outa this!
Hannibal [wanted]: I can't leave her out of this when you are IN her :P
Malcom (wanted): she can't help it.  it's the power of my "patchy-ass,
sorry-excuse-for-a-beard
Hannibal [wanted]: oh noes! f34r t3h "BEARD"!
Hannibal [wanted]: malcom is the unholy illegimate bastard of Captain
Morgan...he has TOO MUCH Captain in him!