Val is a level 88 elder of the Duck race.
He was created Sat Apr 18 04:39:47 1998 and he is 1y, 212d, 13h, 53min and 1s
    old.
He was last on Wed Mar 11 00:48:30 2009 (54s ago).
He has killed: Pat Hockstetter, 53041 exp
               a stone golem stands here with his a.., 556048 exp (party of 6)
He is the Captain of the VAL Galleon Terrapin.
Web page: This wasn't meant as a joke, it was serious:
Plan:
>Zaph [politics]: then repeat thic cycle, untill [the Trilateral Commission]
>own everything, then new federalism, one world goverment and perpetual debt
>slavery untill eugenics goals are reached, then the indroduction of
>neanthredal dna to the populus to dehumanize the cattle and truely create an
>elite class of humans to rule over semi human slaves.. TA-DAA!