I hate camps though. I was in Confirmation Camp (not at all like the American
"Jesus Camps" though), it was Evangelic Lutheran State Church. They wanted me
to be loyal to Christianity and recite the Lord's Prayer. So I did. And I
didn't even touch any girls there, I looked at them though. I don't much touch
people in political and religious congregations, I touch them in bedrooms and
while cooking food with them, perhaps on dance floors, ok, ok, I USED TO touch
women on dance floors but I was YOUNG, I am now almost 30 years old, I don't
do that anymore. if a woman touches me, I do nothing, if it is a dance floor.
or I might even swerve a bit so she doesn't fumble drunkenly on me. And I
don't do discos anymore, I am so old I should have children now. But you know,
I just don't like those "Jehovahs" and "Bushlims" and the lot, they forced me
to become a Christian and a BBA but I don't want any of that. And I hate islam
too. I want to become a Buddhist monk and wander in the mountains drinking
green tea and eating roots, berries, nuts, and then I want to wander into the
city and beg for food and/or money, as a Buddhist monk. And I want to be
Samurai too, but I don't want to serve a Shogun, I WANT NO ARMY! I want to be
an independent warrior who defends Buddha and honor with sword. Or maybe not,
because I am a 21st Century Westerner, not a 17th Century Japanese. Maybe I
got a bit too excited about Musashi when I was a teenager, but I was still a
child. I didn't know it's wrong to hit people with swords. I have never hit
anyone with a sword in my life, but I could get a sword and attack mosques.
But they could have swords too, I would need a whole gang of samurai,
Zen-Buddhist Samurai. Or maybe not, heh heh.