From http://www.democrats.org/blog/display/00010163.html

The DNC had a little Bush haiku contest on their blog, Kicking Ass. Haiku
good.

    1st place: Mark L.
I pledge allegiance
to the United States of
Halliburton, Inc.

    2nd place: doogieh
What Roves the hallways
of the Bush America?
Some say it's treason.

    3rd place: Wayne Canne
YOU ARE EITHER WITH
deficit rich guy tax breaks
US, OR AGAINST US.

    4th place: doogieh
Please watch what you say.
Patriots don't criticize
The Republicans.

    5th place: acallidryas
New attacks each day.
Over one hundred more dead.
Mission Accomplished?

    6th place: Mark L.
No child left behind,
Clean skies, healthy forests and
Iraq. Pants on fire!

    7th place (tie): Rumblelizard
There should be limits
To freedom, he said. And now,
We see he meant it.

    7th place (tie): Shant Mesrobian
Screwed the country bad
Two thousand four awaits him
He'll go just like Dad.

    9th place (tie): Irfo
Preppy cheerleader
Pretends to be working man
But nothing's working.

    9th place (tie): Debbs
Watch fat cats choke down
$2,000 hot dogs.
Hand me a pretzel.

    Special Honorable Mention: Hollywood Liberal
Thank you DNC...
Can't stop thinking Bush haiku.
Now look what you've done!