Azgaroth tells you 'I'm not going to make tzarakk anytime soon. there's way to
get me ride a 
    uni-fucking-corn!'
Azgaroth tells you 'no way'
Azgaroth tells you 'ment to say'
Azgaroth tells you 'some slimy elves might ride unicorns, but I'm not gonna!'
Azgaroth tells you 'I fail to see reason why evil religious psychopathic
killers would ride  unicorns'
Azgaroth [tunes]: "The boon bestowed by Tzarakk on these followers takes the
form of a fell beast of pure evil, a faithful mount that feeds off Chaos,
which is its essence."    
    ...unicorns......
Azgaroth [tunes]: don't care what they look like. even most mutated unicorns
are for girls,  elves and hippies
Azgaroth [tunes]: unicorns are just too lame to get perverted enough
Azgaroth [tunes]: they have stupid horn and stuff

Couldnt agree more, now I'll have to solo rape souls in places where nobody
can see me for a good while :/