Subject: that damn joke!!
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(01:37) You tell Soulkeeper 'this is a joke from old days..there was this
salesman that travelled around and sold kettles and such, and one day he
wanted to go out to this island to sell
stuff. trouble is, there was no bridge, so ppl told him to pay somebody to row
him across..'
(01:38) You tell Soulkeeper 'so he walks along the shore and sees a man
repairing a boat, with several half repaired boats around, and some finished
ones, and walks up to him and asks to be rowed to the island..and they agree
on a price and all'
(01:39) You tell Soulkeeper 'they get in the boat, and the man starts rowing,
but after a while the salesman starts to wonder about how to get back off the
island. So he asks the man, and he says he'll be visiting friends on the
island. "Just ask anybody for me when you want to get back, they all know me
there", he said.'
(01:41) You tell Soulkeeper 'The salesman then asks for his name, and the man
says "I'm Johan", but gives no surname, so the salesman asks what he is called
more, since every other guy is called Johan'
(01:42) You tell Soulkeeper 'but johan doesnt answer, just looks grumpy and
rows a bit more..then he asks: "When you walked along the shore, you saw the
boats I were repairing?" The salesman says yes, and Johan continues.. "but
they dont call me Johan the boatbuilder, nope"'
(01:44) You tell Soulkeeper (offline) 'Then he rows a bit more, without saying
anything, and by this time they are getting close to land on the island. Johan
pauses a bit to point out some
very nice boathouses on land: "see those boathouses? I built those, but they
dont call me johan the boathousebuilder, either"'
(01:46) You tell Soulkeeper (offline) 'the salesman doesnt have time to ask
again before johan points out a fence running along the shore, and again says
in a complaining voice: "I built
that fence too, but nobody calls me johan the fencebuilder either. But if you
fuck ONE sheep!... "'
(01:46) You tell Soulkeeper (offline) 'aww, offline :D'
Sending mail...
Done.

There will be no escape!!