Kerrankin näinpäin; ekalla rundilla tuplacrittaanki ite!

You are prepared to do the skill.
You make a great cleaving maneuver, but your enemy blocks your attack.
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Minion tries to dodge your hit, but you are not fooled that easily!
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning diabolically you uncontrollably slash Minion causing heart tissue to
fly everywhere.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you quickly cut Minion causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
YUCH, Minion's entrails spill all over the place.
Minion is DEAD, R.I.P.