The next "News Article" I made up is a joke: Bush succeeds in mission of spreading freedom, democracy, compassion and Christianity The muslim world has rejoiced when Bush has sent freedom, democracy, Christianity and compassion to them. The muslims threw a parade rejoicing Bush's politics which have been a huge success in the Middle-East. Bush commented: "I am a compassionate conservative. I spread freedom and democracy throughout the Middle East." The Baptists have joined in a group prayer hoping for Bush to replace Jesus on the right-hand side of God.