Here is my poem I wrote and recited as bard-quest:

Str greets everyone.
Str says I will recite a poem
Str bites his tongue.
Str says it's the first I've ever made
Str clears his throat.
Str says I once met a Reaver
Str says he was full of anger
Str says he said
Str says be afraid!
Str says he was looking so cunning
Str says that I started running
Str looks behind him.

Str says So I run into a barbarian
Str says he was ex librarian
Str says now he had a new destination
Str says to get more reputation
Str says he was holding axe and a mace
Str says his hair was tied with a shoelace
Str says the axe was pretty huge
Str says but mace was a bit douche
Str cackles.

Str says Then I met a nun
Str says again I wanted to run
Str says but she was pretty gimmicky
Str says and I wasn't all nitpicky
Str says so I swallowed my pride
Str says and gave her a good ride
Str winks suggestively.

Str says I came across a mage
Str says he was a real fruitcake
Str says he didn't seem very threatening
Str says until I got hit by a lightning
Str says again I started to run
Str says it's wasn't very fun
Str says I didn't find a tarma
Str says must have been my karma
Str says even when I asked around
Str says not a one could be found
Str looks a bit sad.

Str says I almost stepped on a newbie
Str says he was fighting with a magpie
Str says I just stood there horrified
Str says and watched as the newbie died
Str says I also saw a merchant
Str says he seemed a bit vigilant
Str says He was digging some diamond
Str says There was plenty of it around
Str says He didn't know how to behave
Str says so I made the hole his grave
Str shrugs and acts innocent.

Str says Then I saw a spawn
Str says he was nobody's pawn
Str says He had tentacles here and there
Str says actually, they were everywhere
Str says a pokemon beast was his steed
Str says but it wasn't very sleek
Str says It was a day full of thrills
Str says and the spawn was looking for japanies girls