<3 unholy cathedral

Satan's claw will kill all it meets.
The horror of this claw will frighten many.
He excellent shape [es] (90-100%)

(altarboy)
He looks short, and he like to kick ass
It slightly hurt [sh] (65-80%)

This dead lover jumped to his death and is still mad.
It good shape [gs] (80-90%)

This slave looks very BIG and mean.
He's the last of the real ass kickers left in the cathedral.
It excellent shape [es] (90-100%)

This soul eater looks big and round.
It's going to have your soul soon!
It noticeably hurt [nh] (50-65%)

Death's child is known to kill all it sees.
It good shape [gs] (80-90%)

This old witch has blood in her eyes and wants you dead.
She slightly hurt [sh] (65-80%)

an evil troll from hell wants you to die.
She good shape [gs] (80-90%)

The Nuncio is now evil and wants your corpse.
He is a real fat bastard and will feast on your soul.
He near death [nd] (0-10%)

The headless Pope is very angry and he wants to kill.
He excellent shape [es] (90-100%)