Think of this next time you sit on the fat bastards lap to get yet another
iron boot or booze or 'frightening yellow hat'..

[21:20]:Hair [bat]: hmm, santa, big man in a red suit....workshop full of
little 'elves' 
[21:20]:Quegon [bat]: the 'jolly' ol' fat man loves boys and girls... 
[21:20]:Hipander [bat]: but santa only give to the GOOD kids 
[21:20]:Quegon [bat]: climbs down chimneys at night and leaves them little
presents... 
[21:21]:Zhaz [bat]: hard "packages" 
[21:21]:Derklare [bat]: from his "sacks" 
[21:22]:Hipander [bat]: "hohoho, santa has a hamster in his pockit, little
one, want to pet santas  hamster?" "uh oh, now the hamster womited"