Ape Power.... and luck
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You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you knock Warlord causing a kidney to rupture.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you beat Warlord puncturing a hole, allowing entrails to
spill everywhere.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you cruelly slash Warlord causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you savagely shave Warlord inducing the heart to totally
freeze.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Warlord as it dies.
Warlord is DEAD