Upornik tells you 'and the guy at practice... brought us one cable just to
show us :P'
Upornik tells you '1m of cable, 6kg'
You tell Upornik ':D'
Upornik tells you 'now imagine how thick that is :P'
You tell Upornik 'sounds like my dick'

Upornik tells you 'hehe yeah'
Upornik tells you 'exacly what I thought'
Upornik tells you '"oh so that's how riistis' dick looks like"'