Stormfall axe screams 'Rub my blades, BITCH!' Stormfall axe screams 'Rub my haft! Yeah RUB IT!' Stormfall axe says 'Hey Master, you have crap gear.. \o/ Stormfall axe says 'Did you see that chick's arse? Whoah.' Stormfall axe says 'Master, how about not chesting me after we finish making exp? I hate that cheap chest of yours..' Stormfall axe says 'Magic is for pussies..' Stormfall axe says 'Hmm Master, your arse is getting rather wide..perhaps you should exp more often to get some exersice..'