Potential job interview in the future for me:

Well hello there, Mr. Soulkeeper!
We've recently reviewed your application and resume, and we have a few
questions we'd like you to clarify please, Sir.  First, it says here that one
of your hobbies is Batmud.  Can you please explain to us what that is?
-Well sure thing.  Batmud is a text-based adventure game running on a server
in Finland where I can pretend I'm a fantastical warrior bent on world
domination based on might of muscle and mind, Sir.
I see.  Okay, well...Can you tell us how that has anything to do with your
work?
-Sure.  As you can see from my character on there I'm a party leader, Sir. 
That means people depend on me to make things happen.  I'm the one who has to
gather a group of individuals who can work in conjunction with each other to
achieve larger goals that we wouldn't be able to individually acommplish. 
Everyone in the group depends on the leader to be able to make quick decisions
and to also be able to adjust and adapt to changing situations so that
everyone doesn't die.  You talk about job pressure, and I tell you that I can
lead EQ which involves ever-changing situations that require me to adapt and
overcome on a constant basis.
Mmhmm.  And this game is, what did you say...played on any computer just by
opening some program that every computer has access to?
-That's right, Sir.
I see.  Well, we think that you'd probably spend too much time playing this
game and not working, SO GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR OFFICE YOU FANTASY FREAK
LOSER!