You tell Misery 'Also, are these "vortex" skills and spells the things that
 allow for intercontinental teleportation?'
You tell Misery 'and I get them at navigator level 3?'
You tell Misery 'MURR!'
You tell Misery 'I can totally just transportate to you wherever, and summon
 you from wherever!'
You tell Misery 'Menember to wear a ring of lead at all times.'
Misery tells you 'that is a terribly spooky thought.'
You tell Misery 'Dreadlord does that shit to me often enough, summoning me
into
 a locked room and then domming me in kinky snuff sex.'
Misery tells you 'LOL'
You tell Misery 'I should totally quote that in my blog.'
Misery tells you 'i bet that gives him wank off material to reflect upon
 for days'