Ther best customer ever: "What do you suggest?" (this and this and this) "ok, this is not good...I don't like this one...This is very bad...I hate all books like this...Do you have more suggestions? (this and this and this) "Did I say I hate these kinds of books? Too r4ealistic, not for me. Too much drama, not for me. Too much (insert a word here), I don't like this" (I KILL MYSELF)