(12:32) You tell Zerks and Woocca 'From the present falls a barbed demonscale
platemail.'
(12:33) Zerks tells Woocca and you ':o'
(12:33) You tell Zerks and Woocca 'if nothing else it looks cool!'
(12:33) Zerks tells Woocca and you 'something warm for the winter'
(12:34) You tell Zerks and Woocca 'wow, its 12 str :D'
(12:35) You tell Woocca and Zerks 'and it only covers um..bizarre slots'
(12:35) You tell Woocca and Zerks 'hands, legs and upper body..I'm trying to
picture :D'
(12:35) Woocca tells Zerks and you 'it has those rubber strings that are used
with kids to attach the mittens to 
    sleeves :)'

Santa is getting better at veiled insults!