Post Mortem
Legion+ presents:
Another day in Hell

====== facetime with the boss ======

Asmodeus BARBARICALLY BASHES you.
That really HURT!
You are about to DIE!
#$%&&&! Asmodeus tumbles your dodge.
Asmodeus RELENTLESSLY RAMS you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Asmodeus horribly munches you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Asmodeus REALLY SMASHES you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Asmodeus REALLY SMASHES you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You die.

====== moments of glory ======

You turn your enemy's lunge aside and impale in one swift movement!
You excel in your ability to bash with your shield, and make your point across
to your enemy!
The earth itself shakes as you stomp the ground before Asmodeus and scream in
rage! Asmodeus tries 
    to back off but it's too late!
Like a hurricane you STORM towards Asmodeus and MOW him down without mercy.
Your hands trembling 
    with adrenaline you land your shield on Asmodeus with unstoppable force
followed by a bone 
    crashing echo!
You manage to break Asmodeus's concentration with your skillful attack!

====== back to reality ======

Asmodeus claps his hands and says (power blast)
A power blast hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
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Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your collar from getting scratched.
Asmodeus BARBARICALLY BASHES you.
You feel like your shield of energy blocked some physical damage.
That really HURT!
That really HURT!
You writhe in pain as you feel POISON in your veins!
Asmodeus WHACKS you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Asmodeus SAVAGELY CHEWS you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Asmodeus runs into you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Asmodeus REALLY SMASHES you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You die.

======== .. Legion prevails! ========

You use torch to do the skill.
You run around the room, waving your torch about, setting everything that will
catch on fire. Soon 
    billowing clouds of smoke rise from the charred remains, as you dance
through the embers 
    chortling with glee.
Yggdrasil joins in on the fun.
Zartak joins in on the fun.
Asmodeus's corpse is burned into char.
You feel Groo smiling upon & +456 rep)you. (

1103681: Asmodeus, the Overlord of all the dukes of Hell

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Nosunrise calls for a dicing.
Nekru rolls: 100.
Zerks rolls: 68.
Zartak rolls: 61.
Nazrix rolls: 38.
Goodgulf rolls: 35.
Sarmangoth rolls: 30.
Derivator rolls: 25.
Yggdrasil rolls: 24.
Nosunrise rolls: 13.