Gnome hits the ball with his club.
Golf ball flies south.
It seems to land at forest.
The ball seems to go to the hole.
Gnome exclaims 'Holy donkey balls! I nailed it!'  
Gnome says 'Eagle! Only two strikes! I'll give you something very nice.'   
Gnome gives you Ancient book of knowledge (friendly).
Gnome says 'Oh, found this strange thing as well. You can have it as a
souvenir.'    
Gnome gives you a small wooden penny.
Gnome says 'Okay. That's enough for golf. Maybe something else to do then.'

The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about dodge.

+10 dodge, not bad for a liberator/animist. The gnome was a completely random
little golfer in a forest on Laenor, didn't even know something like that
existed. Let's hope I can stick to this reinc for a while.