You carefully break the cookie, eat it and find a small note inside saying:

You can't possibly eat more. You discard rest of the food.
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that
your wife will give you for free.
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Hp:479/479 Sp:536/1201 Ep:277/277 >You have an uneasy feeling after eating a
magical fortune cookie...

Suddenly you are engulfed in a blue, shimmering field of magic, which
dissipates after few seconds in a blink of bright light.

Another fortune cookie magically appears from thin air!