try this at home, kids!

at work while stocking my coworker noticed a spill,
puddles of some red sticky syrup dotting the floor
she turns to me and go what's--oh--Lee, dang it!
at which point i panic because i'm numb and on my cycle and wondering whether
or not it'd be too late to go to the hospital

and she laughs

yeah it wasn't me it was a bottle of children's cough syrup

at which point i became sad that she was more concerned about the floor than
me XD

heh