You utter the magic words 'Zmasching Pupkins's infanitsadnnes' (mellon collie) You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon yourself. You successfully depress yourself. Shilia claps her hands and whispers 'judicandus mangenic' (cure critical wounds) Shilia hesitates as she casts cure critical wounds. Shilia's spell makes you feel all better! ....