Ms. Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell *ding ding* Ms. Suzy went to heaven, the steamboat went to hell- o operator, give me number nine, and if you disconnect me i'll kick you from -- behind the fridgerator, there lay a piece of glass Ms. Suzy fell upon it and broke her little-- ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their-- flies are in the meadow, bees are in the park Ms. Suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the-- D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark Dark-- DARK is like a movie, dark is like a show Dark is like a theatre and that's all-- I know I know my ma, I know I know my pa I know I know my sister with the 80mi bra!