allergies were kicking my ASS came home, modified my magic decks then went to sleep for how long? anywho story time! my old manager shared this with me: two southern belles were talking about their marriages The first says: for our fifth wedding aniversary my husband bought me a mink coat. The second says: that's nice The first says: for our tenth wedding anniversary my husband bought me a diamond ring The second says:that's nice the first says: for our fifteenth wedding anniversary my husband bought me a jaguar the second says: that's nice the first says: well, what did your husband buy you the second says my husband sent me to finishing school the first: well, whyever for? the second says: before i'd say fuck you, but now i say "that's nice"