Bought some pizza *domino's* and i'm eating it with a knife and fork cause
it's hot and brooklyn (?) style and then i look at my empty plate and BAM
i slaughtered a tomato! It's pleas fell on deaf ears as i reveled in its
misery, eviscerating it with glee

glance back at the plate later and BAM
my plate has turned into a used pad. with polka dots U by kotex

i has bad imagination :( it's evil and sneak attacks me :(