In Finland we have this thing called Reilukerho. Seamonster roars 'I will hunt you down, Jarlaxle!' Seamonster really pokes you. (CRIT) Seamonster cruelly perforates you. (CRIT) Seamonster splits you. (CRIT) You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much! You are no longer stunned. You fall unconscious from the pain. You die. Triplecritting Seamonster is not a member :(